February 15, 2014

Creating a Password

cabbage

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boiled cabbage

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1 boiled cabbage

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50fuckingboiledcabbages

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50FUCKINGboiledcabbages

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50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArse,IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessImmediately

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NowIAmGettingReallyPissedOff50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArseIfYouDontGiveMeAccessImmediately

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— Anonymous

Posted by pscott at 01:52 PM

The Story of the Bee

This is the story of the bee
Whose sex is very hard to see

You cannot tell the he from she
But she can tell, and so can he

The little bee is never still
She has no time to take the pill

And that is why, in times like these
There are so many sons of bees

— Anonymous

Posted by pscott at 01:27 PM